Week 4 - Twin It To Win It

Alright, so looks like we're going to Vegas this week. And that is terrifying because you're an idiot if you don't think that means the main focus of this week is the twins. Listen; they were both smoking hot from the start (as long as they put their makeup on) and struggling to separate themselves from each other, so it was only a matter of time until Ben brought them on a one v one date. I said from the beginning, you either send both twins home, or you flip a coin and let one stick. You can't have identical twins running around and Ben knows it, so this is the week we finally separate the two.
Oh, and the screaming/crying reaction every girl had to this sign when arrived in Vegas made me want to stop watching the show. Give me a break. They legit couldn't be more dramatic and that makes me sick.


One on One with JoJo
My favorite part of the whole date was when the whole group of girls was watching from the hotel room at the beginning, laughing at the wind storm, and then Ben and her started kissing. I'm not Team JoJo, but the karma of that whole sequence make me laugh out loud.
I still don't know how no one corrected the microphone placement form last week, but JoJo was a hell of a lot smoother at moving the microphones out of the way to kiss Ben than Lauren B was...

JoJo is afraid to let her guard down because of her last relationship, but I'm starting to think that is every girl in this show. And honestly, I think thats every person out there. You'd be hard pressed to find someone who hasn't been in a relationship at some point that ended poorly because the other person wasn't 100% in. So ya, JoJo got sympathy points from Ben on her date, but opening up like that wasn't anything new.


Group Date
This one was legit miserable. One of the most difficult questions you can ask someone is "What is you're secret talent?". And then having to perform your secret talent in front of a packed house makes things that much worse. No, thank you.
I was trying to think of what my secret talent would be and I think I'd just juggle. So unentertaining, but so effective at the same time. God knows I can't play any instruments (the piano/keyboard is a work in progress) and unless you're a bottle of wine deep my singing is subpar.
Anyway, the fact that the girls were so insistent that Olivia had a secret talent she was hiding from them just proves how much real estate she owns in everyones head. Make no mistake about it, the girl's got zero talent, but everyone in the mansion thinks she's the perfect girl because of how confident she always is.


One on One with Becca
Maybe the worst possible start to a one on one date. Here, let me get this girl dressed up in a wedding dress, bring her to a chapel, and get down on a knee and almost ask her to marry me. Who every thought that was a good idea for a date is an idiot. Poor Becca legit thought Ben was going to cut the season short and ask her to marry him, but instead he was just messing with her. Not a good move by Ben.


Two on One Date with Emily and Haley
Not a good start for Haley. Probably should get rid of those pictures of her and her ex if she's even remotely serious about dating someone else. Not the best thing for Ben to be seeing when he walks into your bedroom.
Also not a good look when your twin sister (Emily) is telling the bachelor that you are having a hard time opening up and that you're not the better choice. Sibling rivalry at its finest.
And their mom did a pretty good job of guiding Ben as well, so not a surprise that he said good bye to Haley. She'll be back with her ex in no time though, so no worries.
PS - holy blue eyes on the mom. Wow.

Amada - ROSE
Pretty conservative performance at the group date. Did't stand out which is never a bad thing. A quiet week outta her, but just like her group date performance I think she did plenty to stay alive in the game for a bit.

Amber
Oh, weird. Amber is back talking shit about people (Olivia) at cocktail parties. Aaaand she's gone.
Also, can't believe she was crying whens he got sent home. There was legit zero connection the whole time she was there.

Becca - DATE ROSE
Felt bad for her on that one on one. Watching Ben marry randos at some random chapel in Vegas instead of going on a romantic date in the mountains was dumb. And her telling Ben she didn't open up enough to give Christ a chance last season is such a joke. Just admit you lost, because you don't make it to the final two if you don't open up to a guy.

Caila - ROSE
In terms of the twins, I'm right there with her. Legit can't figure out which twin is which.
As for her taste in comedians... Anyone who grew up watching Terry Fator on TV... mehh
Thought it was funny she was on her high horse after her hula dance though. Didn't look much better than Olivia's performance, tbh.
Oh, and telling Ben she doesn't know how to handle a group date setting because she has only had a one one one date is outrageous. Her one on one date was filling with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube. All you had to do was sit in the hot tub and make out with Ben, so calm down.

Emily - ROSE  , Haley
Who would have thought being stuck in Irish Dance classes would ever pay off. Well, lucky for the twins, their mum just bought one of them at least one more week on The Bachelor. Unfortunately for Haley, Ben can't tell the two apart so he had to send one home. Twin it to win it no more :(

Jennifer - ROSE
Legit the only one who didn't start to scream when she saw the sign welcoming the girls to Vegas. She's genuine and doesn't need to pretend to be excited about Ben. Oh, and she is extremely decent at twirling a button and can somehow hit a tennis ball more accurately than the majority of people.

JoJo - DATE ROSE
I know Ben has a soft spot for JoJo, but I'm not sold on her. "I'm pretty sure every single one of us kinda fell in love", makes me want to throw up. You're in the middle of Vegas, calm down. I'm just not into the drama, but I definitely respect her for letting Ben know how cautious she is about falling in love with a guy. A little refreshing knowing she won't be "falling in love" a month after meeting a guy.

Jubilee - ROSE
Most definitely did not see Jubilee as one to play the cello. Unreal secret talent. Also, unreal how bitter she is towards everyone. So I'm starting to have less and less sympathy towards her when the other girls in the house attack her.

Lauren B - GROUP DATE ROSE
Still think Lauren B is a front-runner, but definitely don't think she helped her cause immediately making out with Ben at the cocktail party then telling him how much she missed him. You can't go telling him how reserved you are with your feelings one week and then tell him how you can't comprehend the feelings you have for him the next week. And then tell him it's terrifying to think that you just had your last first date. My gaaawd. Be more contradicting. Jeesh

Lauren H - ROSE
Soooo, I guess Lauren H is ok with just sleeping with Ben. Make no mistake about it, if the Bachelor is going to make jokes to your face about when he gets to sleep with you, you're definitely not sticking around for the final rose...

Leah - ROSE
Noooo. Don't turn into one of the other girls and start talking shit about Olivia. We don't need that. Be pretty and normal and let Amber do the shit talking about everyone.

Olivia - ROSE
I just don't need her to be the center of attention at all times. I'm ok with her being confident, but its too much when she thinks she's getting the one on one date every single week. Like, Ben has other girls to tend to so give me ONE week where you don't think you're the center of attention. "Zen with Ben" my ass.
Oh, and definitely got an extreme case of second hand embarrassment watching her Vegas performance... Wabam, Shabam indeed!

Rachel
Good for her trying to take care of Olivia. Always have a soft sport for the girl who gets stuck taking care of the emotional wreck...